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November 2, 2004

Come On, Liberal Media, Admit Kerry Is Winning

No lines on the Upper Left Side

Election Day is here! Hopefully, at this time tomorrow, we can all
move on and begin to give the Scott Peterson trial the attention
and respect it so surely deserves. It smells like Kerry is ahead in all
of the key places (Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania), but none of the TV
networks want to talk about it. Fine. You want me to watch
Champions League soccer (cracker of a match this afternoon!) and
PTI, I will. Also, I'll indulge every Internet rumor I hear.

Quick and Easy: despite the reports from Democracy Plaza, or
wherever, I had no lines at my polling location in the heart of
Manhattan's Arch Liberal Upper West Side. In all honesty, I waited
longer to buy a cupcake at the PTA Bake Sale outside than I did at
the voting booth.

The Only Remaining Drama: Who will have the courage to be
the first to call the election? Which network?

Keep your fingers crossed. Crazier things have happened. The
freakin you-know-whos just won the you-know-what.

Posted by thatkid at November 2, 2004 6:16 PM under The Papers

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